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Clinical Overview
Feel every transaction.
ButtPump is the world's first haptic blockchain notification system. Every transaction on the Solana network is converted to morse code and delivered directly to your body.
Detection
Our proprietary neural transaction listener monitors the Solana blockchain in real-time. Every wallet movement, every swap, every transfer — captured within milliseconds.
Conversion
Each transaction is encoded into international morse code using our patent-pending ButtCode™ algorithm. Dots. Dashes. Pure signal.
Delivery
Via standard Bluetooth haptic protocol, the encoded signal is transmitted to your device. You don’t just see the blockchain. You feel it.
ButtPump is a Class II Haptic Blockchain Interface Device. Not approved by the FDA. Not responsible for any unexpected market movements. Always consult your physician before connecting to a volatile network.
+ Device Pairing Protocol
Acquire Device
Obtain a Bluetooth-enabled haptic device. Any standard vibration motor with BLE support is compatible with the ButtPump™ Haptic Interface Protocol (BHIP-1).
Positioning
Insert or position your device as preferred. ButtPump is compatible with all major haptic device categories. We recommend consulting your physician before first use.
Pair
Click 'CONNECT VIBRATION DEVICE' in the Equipment Panel below. Your browser will scan for nearby BLE devices. Select your device from the list. Connection is encrypted end-to-end.
Feel the Chain
Once paired, every Solana transaction triggers a haptic pulse in morse code. Short pulse = dot (·) Long pulse = dash (—) You are now one with the blockchain.
Clinical Warning: ButtPump Inc. assumes no liability for unexpected market volatility transmitted via haptic interface. Do not use during bear markets. Keep device charged at all times.